|
|
Sat Oct 19 11:19:58 GMT 2019 fun quoteWhat is the difference of software architect from software designer? About 30k http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?design.4.491003 The law of conservation of energy - If there is no work, sleep. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. Love the neighbor. But don?t get caught. Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. Your future depends on your dreams.? So go to sleep. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. Hard work never killed anybody.? But why take the risk? Work fascinates me.? I can look at it for hours! God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. When two?s company, three?s the result! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. Edward Abbey "Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second." Ashley Montagu "The idea is to die young as late as possible." Richard Roeper - "Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas." Wendy Liebman - "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." Kin Hubbard - "A good listener is usually thinking about something else." Joseph Conrad - "Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys." J. P. Morgan - "A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason." William Feather - "The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes." Billy Wilder - "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." Charles M. Schulz - "I love mankind; it's people I can't stand." Zsa Zsa Gabor - "I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house." Jules Renard - "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." Dan Quisenberry - "The future is much like the present, only longer." Victor Borge - "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." James Whistler - "If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible." Mark Twain - "Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get." Natalie Wood - "The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." Bill Vaughan - "The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them." Howard Nemerov - "The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me." Noel Coward - "If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday." Malcolm de Chazal - "Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey." Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe. Eleanor Roosevelt - "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Thomas Dekker - "The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives." Helen Hayes - "If you rest, you rust." Joey Adams - "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield - "Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings." Robert Wilson Lynd - "Most human beings are quite likeable if you do not see too much of them." Thomas A. Edison - "The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around." Clarence Darrow - "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. - https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/saul_bellow_120538 (google search) (amazon search) second |